The Cult of Utensil Utopia - SporkNet
<BODY BACKGROUND="dark.jpg" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#00FFFF"><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <H1 ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF">The Cult of Utensil Utopia - SporkNet</FONT></H1> <P> <HR ALIGN="CENTER"> <P> <FONT SIZE="-1"> <CENTER>This is the non-graphical, non-frames, non-Java version of my page. Please get <A HREF="http://www.microsoft.com/ie">Microsoft Internet Explorer</A> or <A HREF="home.netscape.html">Netscape Navigator</A></CENTER> </FONT> Utensil are the great equalizer. Utensils can be defined as any device used to prepare, serve, or eat food. All people who consider themselves civilized use utensils. However, not all utensils are created equal. Some are endowed with qualities superior to those of others. Beyond these, however, lies the one supreme implement to compliment food. This utensil is the focus of the Cult of Utensil Utopia. It is called: a <B><U>spork.</U></B> <P> Enter the realm of the spork through this table of contents, or with the dropdown menu in the frame located at the bottom of your screen. <P> <H2 ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"><A NAME="toc">Table of Contents</A></FONT></H2> <HR ALIGN="CENTER"> <P> <TABLE CELLPADDING=1 BORDER=1 ALIGN="MIDDLE" VALIGN="TOP"> <TR> <TD><A HREF="dictionary.html" NAME="Sporktionary">Sporktionary</A></TD> <TD>A list of terms you should understand before venturing further</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><A HREF="origin.html" NAME="Origin and history of the early spork">Origin and history of the early spork</A></TD> <TD>You <B><U>must</U></B> read this to understand the principles of Utensil Utopia</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><A HREF="benefits.html" NAME="Benefits of the spork">Benefits of the spork</A></TD> <TD>Why one spork outperforms all other utensils</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><A HREF="society.html" NAME="Society and the Spork Theory">Society and the Spork Theory</A></TD> <TD>Why society is divided on the utensil issue and why the spork must be used to obtain Utensil Utopia</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><A HREF="todo.html" NAME="What we can do">What we can do</A></TD> <TD>How to speed the coming of Utensil Utopia</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><A HREF="faq.html" NAME="Spork FAQ">Spork FAQ</A></TD> <TD>Answers questions about foons, how to eat strange foods with a spork, and other Frequently Asked Questions</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><A HREF="humor.html" NAME="Humorous ways to use a spork">Humorous ways to use a spork</A></TD> <TD>Hey, there's none of these for separate forks, spoons, or knives....</TD> </TR> <TR> <TD><A HREF="links.html" NAME="Links">Links</A></TD> <TD>Check out other pages on sporks, and less important things (like the news)</TD> </TR> </TABLE> <P> <HR ALIGN="CENTER"> <P> <FONT SIZE="-1"> <CENTER>Best viewed at 800x600 with 16 bit color (HiColor)</CENTER> <P> <I>Contents Copyright 1997© SporkNet. All rights reserved. Beliefs expressed on this and the following pages which are maintained by SporkNet reflect the author's beliefs only.</I> <BR> <CENTER><A HREF="mailto:krops@usa.net">krops@usa.net</A> - Scott Cohen</CENTER> </FONT> </BODY>